Are you trapped with me in an elevator? Well if you want to pass time I have some real stories...
Warning: All are true events... some are funny, some are just surreal and a few are a bit dark.
2007: Secret Enemy, or how I ended up sleeping in a hole
2007: Yes a minivan can go down a mountain fire road
2009: How "The Bats" were actually "carnivorous"
2010: Yes "Pepins de la mer" exists
2010: How we found someone floating
2010: Don't drink hot sauce while being at the library
2011: One time at Summer Camp Methylene blue appeared and then... hot sauce at McDonald's
2012: How my internet "nickname" got me into TEDx
2016: How to stop people from stealing food at work
2016: It's San Francisco time, Goooogleeee!
2019: Don't make assumptions, that might get someone to eat jars of jelly