Stories

Are you trapped with me in an elevator? Well if you want to pass time I have some real stories...


Warning: All are true events... some are funny, some are just surreal and a few are a bit dark.


  • 2007: Wiretapping...

  • 2007: Secret Enemy, or how I ended up sleeping in a hole

  • 2007: Yes a minivan can go down a mountain fire road

  • 2009: How "The Bats" were actually "carnivorous"

  • 2010: Yes "Pepins de la mer" exists

  • 2010: How we found someone floating

  • 2010: Don't drink hot sauce while being at the library

  • 2011: One time at Summer Camp Methylene blue appeared and then... hot sauce at McDonald's

  • 2012: How my internet "nickname" got me into TEDx

  • 2016: How to stop people from stealing food at work

  • 2016: It's San Francisco time, Goooogleeee!

  • 2019: Don't make assumptions, that might get someone to eat jars of jelly

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